ECWA RESULTS
May 10, 2008
Greater Newark Boys & Girls Club
Newark, Delaware

Quick Headlines from the May 10 ECWA show

Glen Osbourne makes ECWA History--wins 2 titles!
Logans retain titles and their Nightmares are over!
The mystery of “Who Injured Freak Nastty” continued!
La La Vice debuts with no clues!
Manager Magnum has a huge debut!
Tag Team calls out a Legendary Team

Quick Results from the May 10 ECWA show

Glen Osbourne defeated Ace Darling for both titles!
Tag Champions- The Logans defeated The Nigerian Nightmares
Manager Magnum won a Spring Olympiad
Frederick of Hollywood defeated 400 lb. Mega
Prince Nana defeated Loca Vida
Chase Del Monte defeated Mr. Scott Wright
Leather N Lace defeated The Heavyweights
Aden Chambers & Travis Blake defeated The Valedictorians
The Green Team defeated The Chick Magnets

DETAILED RESULTS
ECWA SHOW
Saturday, May 10, 2008
Greater Newark Boys’ & Girls Club
Newark, DE

The show opened promptly at 7:30 p.m. with video highlights on the giant ECWA-Tron screen showcasing what happened in the last event and a preview of tonight’s program.

Match #1
Aden Chambers/Travis Blake defeated The Valedictorians (Billy Bax/Rob Eckos)
The legendary Valedictorians returned after spring break confident and assured that they would rack up another victory against the less experienced team of Travis Blake and Aden Chambers. It was a fast and furious match to open the show and crowd erupted when the team of Chambers and Blake pulled out a win over the legendary duo.

As The Valedictorians were leaving the ring area heading back to the dressing room, the bumped into the team of Leather N Lace who were now entering for their match, which was next. Leather N Lace, who have had great success as a team lately, began to berate the Valedictorians, calling them old and washed up as a team! Bax & Eckos took exception to their remarks and after a heated discussion, they eventually retreated to the locker room.

Match #2
Submission Match
Leather N Lace defeated The Heavyweights
Already aggravated from their confrontation with the Valedictorians, Leather N Lace took every opportunity to punish the young Heavyweights in this submission contest. They particularly set their sites on Heavyweight (Dan Eckos), the younger brother of Valedictorians (Rob Eckos). They were merciless in their pursuit of young Dan, finally causing him to submit. Although the Heavyweights put up a gallant fight, the much larger and more experienced Leather N Lace team drove home a point, by hurting the younger Eckos brother.
After the match, the sadistic Leather N Lace tag team continued to punish the young Heavyweights and came within inches of destroying Heavyweight Dan Eckos. Watching from backstage were Rob Eckos (Dan’s older brother) and his partner Billy Bax. They came out to the rescue of The Heavyweights and another heated argument ensued between Leather N Lace and The Valedictorians. A challenge was made by both teams to face each other at our next event on July 26….they both readily accepted and the fans greeted the challenge with great enthusiasm! Officials were able to regain order and get both teams back to the locker room area.

Match #3
The Green Team defeated The Chick Magnets
For one night only, officials allowed the team of J.J. Cruz, Jason Leigh & Corey Blaze to reunite as the Green Team to take on the legendary Chick Magnets (Mozart Fontaine, Mike Tobin & Brian Soscia). The Chick Magnets controlled most of the action and the kids fought back as hard as they could. When the smoke cleared, the Magnets ended up making a mistake causing themselves the victory.

In one of the most anticipated debuts in recent memory, new manager MAGNUM made his way to the ring to address the fans. Besides telling the fans how great he is, there was another message he clearly conveyed…..he is here on a mission. Next he shocked everyone when he introduced the man he would be managing…..none other than former ECWA Heavyweight Champion, Frederick of Hollywood. It just so happened that Frederick was up in the next match against the 400 lb. Mega.

Match #4
Frederick of Hollywood defeated Mega
With Frederick of Hollywood and Magnum in the ring, the gentle giant, Mega took the opportunity to spread a little of his good cheer as he danced with the fans during his entrance around the guard rails. In the ring, the mood turned ugly as Frederick looked far more aggressive than he had in the past, by taking the fight to ECWA’s giant. The 400 lb, Mega fought back, but he was constantly annoyed by Magnum who took every opportunity to distract him. It was clear to see that Magnum is less than fair when it comes to his ringside presence, as he took all kinds of cheap shots on Mega and ran. Frederick of Hollywood showed his tremendous strength when he executed a big slam on Mega and got the win.
Fans were stunned…..Mega was defeated….and Magnum was happy…OR WAS HE ????? After the match, beaming with delight, Magnum, called for the presence of ECWA officials (Commissioner Richard Naegele and promoter Jim Kettner). Magnum told the officials that on his debut night HE DEMANDED MORE!!!!!!
Naegle told him ok…you got it! Naegele told the arrogant manager that he was being placed in the Olympiad Rumble later in the evening…..This upset Magnum so much, that his SMUG MUG….turned into an UNHAPPY MUG!

Match #5
Chase Del Monte defeated Mr. Scott Wright
This was electrically charged right from the start as Del Monte went into the ring to gain a measure of revenge against Mr. Wright. Earlier in the month, Scott Wright lied to ECWA officials about Chase and implicated him in the “Who attacked Freak Nastty” mess. The incident almost cost Chase his job with the ECWA, so he entered this match fired up and Mr. Wright had his hands full with the young star. Wright, who is a former Heavyweight Champion, took the fight right back at Chase but the intensity of Del Monte paid off as he pulled out a victory over his accuser.

The giant ECWA-Tron screen came on and showed happenings from earlier in the afternoon and the debut of those French sleuths LA LA VICE!!!! Andrew Ryker & Aden Chambers were backstage talking about the mystery of “Who attacked Freak Nastty” when Robere’ Shields approached Mr. Ooh La La and showed the bumbling Frenchman his new GPS device and explained how they could use it to track the perpetrator that attacked Nastty. With GPS in hand leading the way, Robere went through the backstage door, followed by Mr. Ooh La La, well ALMOST! As Robere went through the door, it closed quickly and Ooh La La tried, but he could not get the door open to go through it!

Match #6
Prince Nana defeated Loca Vida
This was a highly anticipated match between two top international stars, but each had different agendas. Loca Vida, who is really popular with ECWA fans, came to compete and bring his “A’ game, and that he did. What he did not anticipate was the craft and shifty thinking of longtime ECWA veteran, Prince Nana. During the exciting battle, R.L. Jackson’s Nigerian Nightmares would come out to the ring and help the evil Prince gain a victory over Loca Vida.
And as if this wasn’t enough…….
Nana directed traffic after the match as The Nigerian Nightmares wrecked havoc in the ring by wiping out ECWA referees, The Green Team and then they performed a sick double SPLASH (all 848 lbs. on a ring crew kid). Commissioner Naegele entered the fray but was actually chloroformed by Prince Nana for his efforts. The carnage continued and The Nigerian were out of control at the direction of Prince Nana. Then promoter Jim Kettner entered to help the fallen commissioner. Prince Nana took advantage of Kettner’s back being turned and whacked the long time promoter with a chair. The Nigerians drug the helpless Kettner to the center of the ring and Nana directed them to climb the corners and kill off the promoter with a double splash from the corners. The for the 1st time in ECWA history, the WHOLE LOCKER ROOM enter the ring and came to Kettner’s rescue protecting him from further harm. There was carnage everywhere as The Nigerians and Nana left the ringside area. It left everyone wondering how The Logan Brothers would fare later against the Nigerians in the final bout of the evening!

Announcer Joel Oresky told the fans there would now be a 10 minute intermission.

Back from intermission, the cameras of the giant ECWA-Tron screen took us live back stage where Kettner and injured veteran wrestler Andrew Ryker were attending to the shaken up Commissioner Naegele. Kettner asked Ryker to over see the second half of the show, since they were neither in any condition to do so. Cameras also caught up with Fitness Coach Jim Shorts telling his men, Tommy Trouble and Kermon the German how they were to act as a team and help him as a participant in the upcoming Olympiad later in the evening. Jim Shorts then took a moment to insult Trouble and told him that Kermon The German was the leader of the group and since Trouble is inferior to his German confidant, he should follow Kermon’s directions. They left to talk over the upcoming strategy, but strangely enough, they left Trouble out of the picture, much to his dismay. Then the cameras caught up with Ooh La La and Robere Shields (LA LA VICE) with their directional GPS device in hand as they were continuing to track down the perpetrator “who attacked Freak Nastty”. The GPS was actually talking to them, giving them directions! As the bumbling duo followed the directions, they ended up in front of a urinal in the locker room. The final directions of the GPS told them….
“You have reached your final destination” “NOW GO” !

Match #7
ECWA Heavyweight Championship (two titles at stake!)
Glen Osbourne defeated Ace Darling
It was a Battle of 2 of ECWA’s Biggest Icons. Both had a lot to prove and both had a lot riding on this contest. Equally matched in experience, it was a game of human chess that kept fans guessing as to who would come out on top in this match up. Watching this match, it was clear to see that both Osbourne and Darling both deservedly carry the right to be called two of ECWA’s Biggest Icons. They gave the fans an excellent match and when it was over, The Beast, Glen Osbourne made history by winning the match and now holding both the ECWA Heavyweight Championship and ECWA Mid Atlantic Championship. But it was not over yet….
A disappointed and furious Ace Darling took both title belts and ran back to the dressing room. The giant ECWA-Trron screen cameras caught a glimpse of Ace Darling running out of the back of the arena with his bags and BOTH TITLES!
Osbourne was left in the ring…the winner…but title less! He then stormed back to the locker room area, but was informed that darling had exited the arena!

Announcer Joel Oresky announced the date of the next ECWA event and read the list of fans in attendance who were celebrating birthdays.

Match #8
The ECWA Spring Olympics Olympiad!
Manager MAGNUM defeated the following to win the match!
Mega, Frederick of Hollywood, Rob Eckos, Billy Bax, J.J. Crew Guy, Hot Shot Mike Reed, Aden Chambers, Travis Blake, Dan Eckos, Sean Royal, Mario Zuto, Mike Tobin, Mozart Fontaine, Brian Soscia, Corey Blaze, Jason Leigh, J.J. Cruz, Timothy Richards, Tommy Trouble, Jim Shorts, Kermon the German, Alec Chance, Scott Wright, Chase Del Monte.
During the event, The Valedictorians and Leather N Lace gave fans a glimpse of what might take place in their match on July 26th. Later in the Olympiad, Chick Magnet Mike Tobin would take a spill from the ring, breaking his arm, reminding everyone of how dangerous this type of an event can be. Jim Shorts and Kermon the German looked good throughout the event, but ran in to some Trouble! They made the mistake of turning their back on their own team mate, Tommy Trouble and it looks like Kermon and Trouble are on a collision path for our next show. Speaking of doing well, (only not knowing it…)
Magnum succeeded in avoiding everyone’s wrath, but in a mistake, his protégé and body guard, Frederick of Hollywood would be eliminated, thus leaving the arrogant Magnum in there all alone with the 400 lb. Mega. The gentle giant FINALLY got his hands on Magnum, but in an astonishing turn of luck for the cocky manager, Mega flew from the ring and the little weasel, Magnum won the event! What a way to debut! He won by accident….but in any event….HE WON !!!!!

Match #9
ECWA TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP
“Anything goes Nigerian Death Match!”
The Logan Brothers defeated The Nigerian Nightmares
After leaving all the carnage in the ring earlier in the evening, R.L. Jackson led HIS Nigerian monsters to the ring, complete with their Nigerian entourage, and you guessed it…with the evil Prince Nana with them. With all the ECWA brass being wiped out earlier, acting official Andrew Ryker, gave the referee the nod to expel Prince Nana from ringside for the match, much to the delight of the fans. The Logans came out to gallantly defend their tag team titles and looked like they were still injured from the beating they took at the hands of the Nigerians at the last event. It was a wild, anything goes match which saw both teams use anything in the arena that wasn’t nailed down. Everyone was expecting a slaughter or a miracle.. and what they witnessed was more than that…..it was a simple case of the obvious. After a long hard fought match…The Logan Brothers kept their titles by simply wearing down their larger opponents until they had little gas in their tank. The Logans out witted and out lasted their humungous challengers and the fans went crazy. Although a victory for the young tag team champions, one has to wonder if it took their toll physically on them for the future….no one took time to think of that after the show…as EVERYONE was glad to see the Logans victorious and still Champions!

The show officially ended at 10:33 p.m. with the wrestlers coming out after the event to greet the fans and to sign autographs as they left the building.